We’re not happy,
Until you’re not happy!

Just remember. Don’t contact us.

Cathphrase!

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  1. Remove annoying Latin
  2. Deal with Mr. Shipley in #201.
  3. Third thing here.

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Packages & Pricing

Hey! No package jokes. This is a PG site.

Acquaintance

”I know that guy, it’s what’s his name.

  • 3 nods per month. ‘sup?
  • An acknowledged forum post.
  • A grunt at your funeral.
$
79
price/month

Bro/Wingman

Have you met Ted?

  • 83% effective in shirt on muskrat action.
  • Challenges accepted.
  • Will cite verse and chapter of “The Bro Code”
$
158
price/month

Mentor/Father Figure

Women love him, Men want to be him.

No one can afford him.

  • Will not shave or pluck eyebrows.
  • Knowing nods.
  • Will only give nearby quests.
$
245
price/month